Since I’m in Home&Hospital, I am still an Orestimba student.
Which implies I still have to complete the Senior Portfolio and attend to a Senior Interview.
I’m going to try and milk my illness to get out of it.
I’d fail the interview, guaranteed.
“What are your aspirations in life?”
“Um…to be happy…”
“How do you plan to acheive that?”
“I’d like to know that myself.”
“So any plans to work? If so what sort of career path would you pursue?”
“I don’t know…”
“Do you drive?”
“No…”
“Do you plan to soon?”
“…not really…”
“What talents or skills have you obtained that will assist you in being successful in life?”
“I can uh….write decently…”
I’m a handful to put up with and take care of. My parents are fucking amazing, I swear. They show no signs of giving up on me.
Well I’m on Home Hospital, not Independent Study.
Five hours a week a teacher (hopefully Mr. Powell) will come to my house, or meet up with me somewhere like a coffee shop or whatever.
He gives me all my work from school, explains whatever needs clarification, and leaves it up to me to turn it in the next time I see him.
Sounds so much better than school.
Mike: I can’t believe it…
Sulley: Oh, Mike…
Mike: I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I’m a natural.
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This is the one I shall steal. He’s about a block away from me right now. I shall call him Megatron.
OH MY GOD I CHANGE MY MIND
Brittney, I’ll throw myself on a grenade to get you a baby penguin
the unattractive girl kind. not a real one
you’re trying to steal my best friend
you will die
I’m not trying to steal her. I’m making sure your best friend is happy without her having to sell you into prostitution. NOw you guys can stay best friends. Britney gets a penguin. I get laid. An excuse to take some vicodin and eat chilli dogs.
but but but ;(
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Brittney, I’ll throw myself on a grenade to get you a baby penguin
the unattractive girl kind. not a real one
You take Jessica’s place in my heart. I dub thee the new Jessica
THAT’S COMPLETELY UNFAIR
I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH A STRANGER FOR BRITTNEY TO STEAL A BABY PENGUIN.
end of story
DON’T DO THAT.
Brittney, I’ll throw myself on a grenade to get you a baby penguin
the unattractive girl kind. not a real one
you’re trying to steal my best friend
you will die
I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH A STRANGER FOR BRITTNEY TO STEAL A BABY PENGUIN.
end of story
what about if he takes you on a few dates
can colby come too
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I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH A STRANGER FOR BRITTNEY TO STEAL A BABY PENGUIN.
end of story
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Oh. And baby penguins are the cutest things ever. Cute enough I’d sell Jessica into prostitution and make sure she gets every STD out there just so I can secretly steal one.
well you seem to have your priorities straight
Hey. If…
AND WHO ELSE SHOULD TAKE IT BUT SOME RANDOM STRANGER
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE IN THE ASS
The things my eyes are seeing.
And baby penguins > virginity
John you are not helping me
I’ll find you a classy guy to take it.
lol it’s funny you say classy cause colby tells me he’s “classy as fuck”
brittney wouldnt approve though
We’ll find a clasy guy who brittney would approve of who has baby penguins
why cant you fuck him and not me
Jessica, I love you, and would for you. But lets be honest. If I attempted to do that for you all that I’d do is drink a bottle of vodka and pass out in the back seat of my car with 5 chilli dogs, an empty bag of cheetos and butterfinger
I don’t see what the problem is
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Douchebag thinks he’s “classy”?
Colby has a name >.>
You’re right. It’s douchebag.
*sigh*
letsgetawkward- replied to your post: I remember back in sophomore year, the seniors in…
You’d suck with a girl if it makes you feel better
great thing I’m not lesbian
